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Let's face it, station
imaging ages about as well as Joan Rivers. What was
fresh and cutting edge yesterday is toe-tagged and ready
for the freezer today.
The solution? King
Size Radio - the ultimate station imaging package
coming at ya each month from BRg. King Size
is
always new, always fresh - not to mention 100%
usable, 100% user-friendly and 100% teeth-rattling,
ass-kicking, sphincter-loosening and
livestock-frightening station imaging.
But don't take our word
for it - click here
and listen to how some of today's top stations are using
King Size to pimp-slap the competition.
Tons of sweepers,
sounders, stagers, traffic beds and other auditory
mutations. Each monthly King Size is filled with
sweepers, drones, stagers, fills, shrills, sweeps and
beeps and other wacko FX, from the edgiest Euro-dance
drone to contest beds to truly bizarro sound design
(want to know what an anti-social Martian with a death
ray sounds like when shoved into a blender? We do.)*
What's more, King Size
breaks out each sculpted sound design into its
individual elements, letting you reassemble the
sounds at the molecular level to fit your own twisted
needs.
Celebrity and Listener
Drops Galore. King Size also includes the latest
artist drops as well as an ongoing collection of
listener reactions, ranging from the enthusiastic to the
embarrassing.
Holiday Extravaganzas.
King Size also stays on top of the holidays for you with
special calendar extras. Not just the big ones like
Christmas and Halloween, but the little guys like St.
Paddy's, Daylight Savings Time and even Hallmark
specials like Secretary's Day.
And each King Size
monthly disc begins with a sampler of what's on that
disc, just to jump-start the idea department.
CD-ROM.
And King
Size also comes on PC/Mac compatible CD-ROM. What does
this mean? It means you can yank the elements right into
Pro Tools or SAW and be up and imaging before you're
even through listening to the first track. That, and
it's unsurpassed documentation, makes King Size one of
the most productive, as well as easiest to use, imaging
packages out there.
So what are you
waiting for? Don't wait to outgrow your station's
imaging like Roger Ebert's thong collection. It's time
to go King Size - before your competition does!
*And it's beautiful, man. |
